He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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