I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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