that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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