we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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