fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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