Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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