ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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