Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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