drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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