Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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