For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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