Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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