we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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