I must be too annoying 4 u.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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