I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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