youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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