I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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