She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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