is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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