end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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