you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just found a bag of teeth...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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