Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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