Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Michael Bay diarrhea
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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