Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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