it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
two words...techno handjob
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
