its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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