So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize