I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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