She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It all started with a game of naked twister.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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