The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
The air taste purple.
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