A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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