I'd wear matching sweaters with you
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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