i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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