I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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