Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
