i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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