Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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