sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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