relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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