i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
