Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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