I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize