I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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