I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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