Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
