Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Damn victory sex feels great
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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