i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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