Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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