So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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