ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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