Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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