tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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