All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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