I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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