so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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